To: My Someday Family Man

I guess I should take some time to tell you that it's absolutely imperative that you get along with my family. I'm referring to my immediately family mostly. I need you to love them as if they were your own.

Why you ask? Because they're what I've got. Because they are me. Because you love me.

Especially my sister. You must get along with her the best. Because if you don't she'll never really know what it's like to have a brother. And I can't stand the thought of you both disliking each other during holidays and family get-togethers.

So you see, I'm a package deal. But not to worry, it's a great bundle, full of love and caring.

Ever Yours,

Sarah